7.22.2003
Disgruntled Carne:
posted by David at 1:07 AM
7.08.2003
I added the words..but the picture I took:
posted by David at 3:59 PM
6.02.2003
Overheard:
"I'm just too lazy to go out and look for a real job. Granted, this job sucks..." - Late Night Stock Guy at Jewel
posted by David at 8:11 PM
5.27.2003
funny joke.
posted by David at 11:16 AM
5.06.2003
I was walking from the parking lot to the building on my way to class this morning when all of a sudden this guy in jeans and a green T-shirt drops to the ground. He was all by himself and standing in front of the SRC building. No, he didn't fall..he dropped to the ground. Then he started doing push ups (in perfect form too) like a mo fo. He was already like 10 when I got into the building.
The best part of this story is I'm not making it up. I wish I had filmed it.
posted by David at 12:06 PM
5.01.2003
In the tradition of stories about transportation:
On Tuesday I saw a woman driving in stop and go traffic with her hands out the window. She was clipping her finger nails.
Her bumper sticker said "Clip-a-dy do Clip-a-dy da."
No joke.
OK yeah it is. Well, the bumper sticker part. F. I know I didn't fool you.
That was beyond stupid. Sorry.
posted by David at 9:59 PM
4.29.2003
Geeze, why are all my recent post vehicle related?
Anyway, I was working valet at the Abbington this past Saturday, and Wheaton North HS was having their prom there. It was interesting because most people took limos to my prom..but I'd say more than half of them didn't. So, after observing many types, my top three picks for classy transportation to the prom are:
3. The girl drives you in her car.
2. The girls Mom drives you in their early 90's style mini-van.
1. You are dropped off by a white, beat up, American taxi.....van.
Yeah..I witnessed all of these. Good times.
posted by David at 2:43 AM
4.27.2003
I took saw this a few months ago on 88 East and forgot to post it. Well, here it is...proof that some truckers are still living in the past.
posted by David at 6:04 PM
4.24.2003
Speaking of the C.O.D. parking lot:
When I got out of class on Tuesday I found a Christian tract under my windshield. It explained salvation and had the book of John in it. It's weird though because mine was the only car that had it. I can't quite figure out why they chose the car with a Jesus sticker to leave a tract on. Of course, it's a small sticker so they might not have seen it. Maybe whoever left it saw my PHAT license plates and figured I was deep in sin...
posted by David at 10:48 AM
4.17.2003
Today when I got out of my car I noticed a full bale of hay in the backseat of the Dodge Stratus I was parked next to. I mean, the seat wasn't folded down or anything. It was nestled into the seat right behind the driver. Also, the car was using "the Club."
The bumper sticker on the back said "Protect the Hay at All Cost."
OK, I made the last part up, but the rest is true.
posted by David at 9:23 PM
4.14.2003
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posted by David at 1:01 PM
4.08.2003
"Your premium blog isn't very entertaining. Maybe you should work on that." - Kristin
Yeah, I know. Sorry.
posted by David at 4:56 PM
4.06.2003
Lazy (lA-zE) Adj - Waking up the morning after a Daylight Savings Time, seeing your clock be correct for the first time in 6 months, smiling with satisfaction, and going back to sleep. SEE: Patience. ALSO SEE: Me this morning.
posted by David at 12:23 PM
4.02.2003
Welcome to my new blog. Honestly there is no need for a new blog. I could just post all this stuff on my other one. But, I had fun designing the template...so that's what matters. Anyway, when I run across stuff I think is funny, entertaining, etc. I will try to post it here. Let me know what you think in my shb.blogspot.com guestbook.
posted by David at 11:34 PM
You know who dresses funny? Old people.
What?...It's true.
posted by David at 11:27 PM
